TREAT YO SELF, 2015!
(First aired October 13, 2011)
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date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked
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i’m not trying to do anything this fall except be cozy and look mysterious
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“I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story — I will. I will speak and share and fuck and love and I will never apologize to the frightened millions who resent that they never had it in them to do it. I stand here and I am amazing, for you. Not because of you. I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.”
— Amy Schumer, speaking at the Gloria Awards and Gala (via perryface)
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